My Orkut Profile

About Me: I think my psychiatrist would be in a better position to answer that question. Also my lawyers have asked me to not make any statements till those allegations of DUI and GTA are dropped. Top of the mind I would say that I am a real life adaptation of the character Chandler Bing. I am also the biggest Bergkamp fan that ever lived. Bergkamp Rulz.

Relationship Status: All my life was waiting to marry a stinking rich old widow who would leave me all her fortune and die, now that hasnt happened so far. So I am married now. Why did u die Anna Nicole!!

Birthday:The 21st of January 1980. And the world has been a better place since.

Age- I am not very smart myself but i did read somewhere that if you have someone's DOB and use some really Harvard like mathematical equations you might just be able to figure out the guys age. I hav'nt tried it but you probably should.

Here For- I am sure there is a purpose which is as of now delayed by quite sometime. I am not getting any younger, God! But I have still not lost hope. After all thay are still to master time travel.

Children- I thought they were adorable in the movie “Children of the Corn”. That japanese kid from the grudge was not bad either. are they up for adoption or what!

Ethnicity- I am convinced that I am blue blooded or it is some disease. They named a country after me, its called Libya. Agreed that they are hand to mouth out there but who cares bro. I have a country named after me.Yeahhh!!!

Languages I speak- Polynesian, Armenian,Southern Armenian, South Central Armenian etc.Tunarakkiaagmeinjalega...You think its gibberish coz u dont speak armenian.Religion- Shaky at best.

Political View- Not that smart to have views. Couldnt care a rats F@#k about who lived or died in politics. My support will be with the party that permits adult content on TV after 12. I miss FTV and that russian channel that my cableguy used to quietly slip in late night.

Humor- Anything that Chandler Bing utters. Remember 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.

Sexual Orientation- Straight as the roads in the Himalayas.

Fashion- Only Gucchi's and Vercace's from China for me.

Smoking- Hot. I would not say that exactly. I know that you are intimidated but smoking hot would be going too far. Not that I am denying it but I cannot blow my own trumpet. You are pretty close but smoking hot is embarrassing. But who am I to judge you. If you think I am smoking hot lets go with that. .

Drinking- I strongly denounce drinking. This is an evil that has ruined many a families. I am going to vociferously demand a ban on liquor in the next session of the parliament. I am going to go on hunger strike till this vice is completely eliminated. Liquor has to be abolished in his country. I would not even remotely associate myself with anything related to drinking. My heart goes out to those people who have fallen prey to this evil.”One more pitcher of beer please”. “Thank you dear bartender”.

Pets- God Bless mad cow disease and bird flu. Also lets eat whatever survives. I am sorry PETA but chicken tastes so much better than Soyabeans..

Living- Yes. Though not very active. Dormant in front of the TV most of the times.

Hometown- Would have loved it to be some place in Cyprus or Greece( apparently those ppl are also lazy so I would have felt right at home), but Pune aint bad. Its not Baghdad right.

Webpage- www.pathetichumorwithnotimingsense.com

passions:
deep sea diving, crocodile hunting, king crab fishing in the arctic, underwater mining, trying to uncover the secret of the Bermuda triangle, finding the monster of loch ness, finding big-foot, helping the wile coyote catch the road runner,finding mckenna's gold,being fired from a cannon on to a concrete wall,emu farming, etc etc

sports:
Watching that wonder goal from Bergkamp the Great against Newcastle again and again and again. Watching him make a fool of Nikos Dabizas. The man is a legend. Bergkamp Rulz. There aint no better player and there will never be.

activities:
sleeping, gun running, drug peddling,poppy growing, plane hijacking,taliban beard trimming,recruiting suicide bombers in iraq, teaching george bush to add and subtract, ZZzzzzzz..........ZZzzzzz

books:
Applied Mechanics-Nirali Prakashan.
Strength of machines-Nirali Prakashan

music:
Sugam sangeet on Akashwani pune kendra

tv shows:
phrends, heppy dej, dhe bhunder ears, doogy howjer md, groundead phor lipe, therd rack phrom dhe son, tietus, bheker,yej dhear,mhy bhife hand keeds . guudnej grashious mhe. dhe rayal kanadian hair farce,mank, dhe dhruv curry sow,jusht soot mhe,dhe phresh prinj oph bhelair, mhalcom hin dhe middul, phull houj, ate simpal rulj, amrikan idhol,dhe phall gai,lhonly planut,isteel ishtanding,dhe shimpshun,iskrabs,dhat 70's isow,dhe amajing res,dhe tonite sow,talking movij,dheadleast cetch,obarholin,whoj lhin ij it anybhej, mhan bhersus bhild, dhe bhig bhang theoree and my all time fave shows, o-pra winphree sow and elan dhegeneras sow. go o-pra......go elan.

movies:
vann Gump,Amma 1-2, The pursuit of saubhagya, American kanoon se bahar, Van Wilder, Bachao Private Ryan, Boiler kamra, Dead Aadmi on Campus,American Pie ek do teen, Darawna Movie 123, The Desh bhakt, Harold and Kumar go to safed Castle,Empire of the sooraj,lagbhag Heroes, lagbhag Famous,samudri daku of the Caribbean 1-2, Apocalypto,Men of izzat, yaad rekhna the Titans,October aasman,Broken teer,Andaz our our,Dilwale dulhaniya take away,Bourne parichay, Bourne Shreshthatha,The Shawshank mochan,Goodwill shikar, Godpita,goonga and Dumber,garam Shots,Naked bandook 33 1/3rd, dakhila, the bench garam karne wale, simpson chalchitra, shrek, the pani boy, khush gilmore, billy madison, pachas pehle dates, joe gandgi, bourne aakhri baat, jerry maguire, kuch good men, bade daddy, i now ghoshna karta hoon chuck and larry, bada, kala hawk down, philadelphia, cast door, bachao silverman, woh thing you do,there's kuch about mary, jeepers creepers, udaan of the phoenix, top rahasya,chotta man etc