If God spoke to these people what he would probably say,

To the Keralite----Stop poking your noses in other people’s affairs and learn to mind your own business.
To the communist--- When you die you are in for a big surprise.
To the American--- Stop acting God.
To the Hollywood celebrity--- Irreconcilable differences, right?
To the Gujarati--- How is business?
To the cloning expert---That’s my job!
To Michael Jackson---where did I go wrong?
To the Frenchman---did you atleast defeat the Greenpeace guys?
To the Asian immigrant in Britain---do I get fries with that?
To the Asian immigrant in the U.S---TAXI!
To the south Indian---are you a software engineer or a doctor?
To George Bush---If 3+2=5 how much is 2+3.
To the Russian---So did you freeze to death or starve to death?
To the North Indian---did you buy the house and car or did you get it as dowry
To the Australian---is that where the shark bit you?
To the Mexican in the U.S---are you here legally or illegally?
To the Chinese---sometimes I wonder if I really exist.
To the Bengali--- this time are you striking coz Saurav is not in the team or because of the new anti-strike laws.
To the Bihari--- so where were you kidnapped from?
To the Punjabi---where are you headed, Canada, Britain, Indian army or your own bhangra band?
To the average American---I will take paper!
To Sven Goran Eriksson---Smart move, Sven!
To Jose Mourinho---So you also want to buy him and him and him………….
To the protestors outside the WTO summit---fat chance!
To the gay rights activists---what next!
To the West African immigrant in France---Which club?
To the North African immigrant in France---so how many cars did you burn?
To Oprah Winfrey---You are my Shero!
To the African---food or guns?
To Winona Ryder---are you sure you brought this dress?
To the Pro-abortion activists---Oh! Come on, let me win atleast once