Things I would like to know, if I had genuine psychic powers:
1. Has Bill Clinton really had sex with half the woman population of America?
2. Is President Bush really as dumb as they claim he is?
3. What motivates directors to make movies like Gigli and Crossroads?
4. Are O.J Simpson’s lawyers the greatest lawyers ever?
5. When queers like Elton John and George Michael write songs on love, what kind of love do they mean?
6. Among Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Steven Seagal, who is the worst actor of the century?
7. Is Michael Jackson’s facial transformation the most ground breaking facial transformation in the history of plastic surgery?
8. When America claimed that Iraq had WMD were they just kiddin?
9. Will Tim Henman ever win the Wimbledon?
10. Did Bugs Bunny deserve an Oscar for Space Jam
11. Is Hillary Rodham Clinton the most understanding woman ever?
12. Has there ever been an American couple who were faithful to each other?
13. When they coined the term “Heaven” were they referring to the Playboy Mansion?
14. Which is a more dangerous sport Synchronized swimming or Ping-pong?
15. Is Hugh Heffner the luckiest man ever?
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