Guaranteed pick-up lines in these countries

In the US- I voted for the democrats.
In the UK- I was on Big Brother and I am also a football hooligan.
In North Korea- Do you want to defect to the South with me.
In Holland- I am from Algeria but I am very broad-minded and I don’t stay with my parents anymore.
In China- I work for the government, now come with me silently.
In India- I work for a Multi-national software company and I think my parents will like you.
In South Korea- My name is not Kim.
In Central Africa- Can I buy you food ?
In Japan- I own an apartment in central Tokyo and an American made car.
In Cuba- I am bound for Florida tomorrow on a small boat along with 300 other potential immigrants, do you want to come along.
In Iraq- I am not dead yet.
In Iran- Down with the US!
In Saudi Arabia- Do you want to be my third wife, my father has a 40 million-construction business and only 10 sons.
In Mexico- Can I smuggle you into the US?
In Thailand- I am not a transvestite.
In Germany- I am not on unemployment benefits anymore.
In Eastern Europe- I have a heater in my apartment and I might have some food left.
In South Africa- Do you want to see my HIV negative certificate.
In Russia- I used to be Khodorovskys accountant.
In Northern Ireland- I am a staunch Catholic and I hate Protestants (Or vice-versa)
In Ireland- I like to get drunk.
In Spain- Do you want to come to a football match to racially abuse colored players? It will be fun.
In the Philippines- The last Prime Minister was better, I guess. She was slightly less lavish in her spending.
In France- I think democracy would have been better.
In Australia- Somebody planted those drugs in my backpack. I was always innocent.
In Singapore- Guess what, I have never been caned.
In Pakistan- I think that women are being exploited in our male-dominated society. They should be allowed to get educated and find work so that they can make a decent living.
In Brazil- I think that we should play a 4-4-2 formation with Ronaldo and Adriano upfront.
In New Zealand- I loved the movie, The Lord of the Rings, did you?
In Afghanistan- I have a job and not as an informant.
In Turkey- I am immunized to bird flu.
In Greece- Turkey sucks.
In Nepal- Do you want to accompany me on a protest rally against the Maoists and the royal family.
In Sweden- I don’t want any kids.
In Palestine- Unlike the others who want 20-25 kids I want only 10.
In Switzerland- Do you want to milk my prized cow.
In Zimbabwe- Robert Mugabe sucks! Now can you give me company for a day before I go missing?
In Tibet- There is no bar in Tibet you moron! If you cannot get yourself a girl in all these countries chances are that you will probably end up all wrinkled up and alone.