THE AMERICAN
#One American is a waiter at Mcdonalds.
#Two Americans is Larry king live.
#Three Americans is a high speed car chase on Foxnews.
#Four Americans is the passenger list of anAmerican Airline Boeing 747.

THE ENGLISHMAN
#One Englishman is a University.
#Two Englishmen includes an illegal immigrant fromAlgeria named Mohammed.
#Three Englishmen is a soccer club with eightforeign players.
#Four Englishmen is a boy band.

THE CHINESE
#One Chinese is a job-hunter in Hong-Kong namedChang.
#Two Chinese is a student uprising.
#Three Chinese is a coal mine.
#Four Chinese is what the government dreads most,the "one couple one child" policy gone wrong.

THE IRAQI
#One Iraqi is a supervisor in an undergroundchemical plant.
#Two Iraqis is the number of people who thinkattacking Kuwait was a good idea.
#Three Iraqis is an anti-US rally.
#Four Iraqis is the number of people who still givea damn about Saddam.

THE RUSSIAN
#One Russian is a deserter.
#Two Russian is number of people willing to workfor the KGB.
#Three Russians is the number of communists left.
#Four Russians is the number of people living abovethe poverty line.